9th IDIOT OF THE YEAR: Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers is one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history, and he’ll be immortalized with a bust in Canton, Ohio, as soon as he’s eligible for the Hall of Fame. Rodgers is reportedly interested in joining another HOF even sooner: the psychedelic crackpot conspiracy theorist’s Hall of Fame.
Rodgers spent the winter getting acquainted with ayahuasca, a psychoactive substance containing DMT, a hallucinogenic drug. If it came as a surprise, learning Rodgers had been dating a woman named Blu of Earth should’ve put all the puzzle pieces together.
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It’s A-prerogative Rod’s to “take drugs” in his spare time. People will surely start talking if you skip OTAs after losing your best wide receiver and playmaker in free agency. Aaron wanted his money, which he got, but he went about it in a very Brett Favre-like manner. Rodgers’ failure to communicate with his squad and his finest player (Davante Adams) led to the loss of his favorite receiving target.
Adams didn’t know how long the four-time MVP would be around, so he signed with Las Vegas. Let’s put it this way: Rodgers roamed around Green Bay’s facility for nearly the entire 2021 season after lying about getting vaccinated. But wait a minute. He had been “immunized.” So the situation with his contract and Adams shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Since taking over for Favre as the team’s starter, it’s been all about Rodgers. He entered the game with a chip on his shoulder and has refused to let it go, despite winning several MVP honors and a Super Bowl. He rarely accepts responsibility when he makes a mistake, and there have been enough of those this season. Someone else is normally to blame, and his finger is usually directed in their direction. His sour disposition is something he can’t blame on anyone but himself.